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Thanks for atleast visiting this web,It is specially made and designed for people like you.I beleive going through this site will never in any way put you in a state of empethetic jingoism, because it was made straight and understandable.

Before this site was opened,I was thinking of a better way to make people who have been seeking to see and know  more about me far and wide most especailly people of great integrity. Till on a very good day i found out that this is the best connecting term.

  This site i beleive is homely and palatable for visitors. I think i should have a little intro of myself by telling you that my name is Prince Obinna O and am an Internet contact fellow to one HOE BRIGAIN BROADCASTING CORPORATION.(HBBC) London. To find more about me please go to my about page there you will find some interesting things about me. For my contacts i  think i should lead you to my contact page. There you will find my home address phone number ,ETC

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Lil" Jokes
Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the US from China.
They decided to become American Citizens, and
"Americanize" their names.

Bu - called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
and Fu had to go back to China
Clinton died and went to heaven; or to be more
accurate, the pearly gates. After knocking at the
gates, Saint Peter appeared. "Who goes there?"
asked Saint Peter. "'Tis I, your Lordship,
President Bill Clinton." "And what do you want?"
asked Saint Peter. "Lemme in," replied Clinton,
"Soooo," pondered Saint Peter. "What bad things
did you do on earth?"

Clinton thought a while and answered, "Well, I
smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that
against me because I didn't inhale. I guess
I had extramarital sex, but you shouldn't hold
that against me because I didn't really have
sexual relations. And I lied, but I didn't
commit perjury."

After several moments of deliberation, Saint
Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send
you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't
call it 'Hell'. You'll be there for an indefinite
period, but we won't call it 'eternity'. And
don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't
hold your breath for it to freeze.
A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to
each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each
morning would look in his garden and pick up one
of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he
looked into his garden and saw that the hen had
laid an egg in the Englishman's garden.

He was about to go next door when he saw the
Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up
to the Englishman and told him that the egg
belonged to him because he owned the hen. The
Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid
on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the
Scotsman said, 'In my family we normaly solve
disputes by the following actions: I kick you in
the groin and time how long it takes you to get
back up, then you kick me in the groin and time
how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets
up quicker wins the egg.'

The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman
found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on,
he took a few steps back, then ran toward the
Englishman and kicked as hard as he could in the

The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his
nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually
the Englishman stood up and said, 'Now it's my
turn to kick you.'

The Scotsman said, 'Keep the damn egg.
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough
neighborhood late at night trying to impress each
other about how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams
the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse
and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my
back and set it off with my foot. When the bar
comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press
it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then
make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders up two shots of sour
mash, pounds them both, slams each glass onto
the bar, turns to the first mouse and replies:
"Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as
much as I can, take it home, grind it up into a
powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so
I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn
to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a
long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't
have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and
fuck the cat."

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