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| Welcome To My Home Page Thanks for atleast visiting this web,It is specially made and designed for people like you.I beleive going through this site will never in any way put you in a state of empethetic jingoism, because it was made straight and understandable. Before this site was opened,I was thinking of a better way to make people who have been seeking to see and know more about me far and wide most especailly people of great integrity. Till on a very good day i found out that this is the best connecting term. This site i beleive is homely and palatable for visitors. I think i should have a little intro of myself by telling you that my name is Prince Obinna O and am an Internet contact fellow to one HOE BRIGAIN BROADCASTING CORPORATION.(HBBC) London. To find more about me please go to my about page there you will find some interesting things about me. For my contacts i think i should lead you to my contact page. There you will find my home address phone number ,ETC PLEASE DO ENJOY THE SITE |
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| Lil" Jokes Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the US from China. They decided to become American Citizens, and "Americanize" their names. Bu - called himself "Buck" Chu called himself "Chuck" and Fu had to go back to China (2) Clinton died and went to heaven; or to be more accurate, the pearly gates. After knocking at the gates, Saint Peter appeared. "Who goes there?" asked Saint Peter. "'Tis I, your Lordship, President Bill Clinton." "And what do you want?" asked Saint Peter. "Lemme in," replied Clinton, "Soooo," pondered Saint Peter. "What bad things did you do on earth?" Clinton thought a while and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I guess I had extramarital sex, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't really have sexual relations. And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury." After several moments of deliberation, Saint Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell'. You'll be there for an indefinite period, but we won't call it 'eternity'. And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath for it to freeze. (3) A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, 'In my family we normaly solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the groin and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the groin and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg.' The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, 'Now it's my turn to kick you.' The Scotsman said, 'Keep the damn egg. (4) Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese." The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day." The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and fuck the cat." |
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Encourege me This site i beleive is homely and palatable.Please notify where am wrong and if you have a message or some informations for me please email me with the mail below lovelyblings@yahoo.com Getting Rich Quick What is there to get rich quick? Rich: Having much money or properties while Quick is to move fast or do things in a short time. To combine richness and quickness you will see that there is no rhyme scale there because in richness you are talking of money and in quickness you are talking of not beeing late. To get rich: In the aspect of geeting rich,Automatically one needs to get rich atleast to train his/her family or to uphold to his/her demands .So to get rich one needs to be patience and pray to his almighty God( Chineke), and you ask him to make you the best of hie riches,Then you find a work that will be palatable for you and join.To get rich you dont need to sit down and wait for God to throw money for you from above that is not possible. Another thing i must have forgotten is the fact that if you need money, you need to help others because others are the helpers of tommorrow. Please my person(s) dont think of making money quick because it may lead to regrets. Cool down so that riches will flow like rivers unto you FROM OBINNA'S DESK |
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